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The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.Jennifer Weiner
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Mooo, " she said... "I mean mmmm, " she moaned. Louder this time. Goddamn Dr. Seuss is ruining my sex life.Jennifer Weiner
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But I'll tell you a secret. You know what boys like? A woman who's happy with herself. Who's not making herself miserable with the Jane Fonda videotapes and complaining all the time about whether this part or that one's too big. And you know what else they like? She leaned in close, whispering into her granddaughter's ear. Good food.Jennifer Weiner